Ever notice how awful internet spam is.
I don’t mean, “Internet spam is awful because I receive so much of it.”
It’s more like, “God, these people have no lives and they failed English in school.”
If I wasn’t so against it, then I would welcome anyone who was willing to pay me to spam websites with intellectual comments such as:
“This article was fantastic! But you know what isn’t fantastic? Foot odor. It doesn’t seem to diminish even when I soak my feet in rose water. I mean, come on. What causes foot odor to stay on you like a skunk’s butt spray?! Dr. [insert fake doctor’s name here] has come up with a phenomenal formula to rid all foot odor in a matter of minutes. Click this think to find out more: [insert sketchy link address here].”
That comment is definitely worth $50.